This got passed along to me, and now I’m passing it along to you. According to Oscar Wilde, that’s the best thing to do with good advice – give it to someone else!

 

How to Install a Redneck Home Security System

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads….

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, and me went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back!

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